May 2013
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Playing a game of “Mold or Herb?” No, it’s not a drug game, it concerns the safety of some leftover pasta. But don’t worry, I think it was oregano!
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Things to not do late at night:
- Fall in love with a married guy - Leave headlights on so car dies and discover it’s dead right when it starts raining - Have drunk man read directions on jumping a car with a tiny battery *except he just read them in his head* while I experimented with cable placement on car batteries (Honda, you for real with those tiny conductor knob thingies?!) - Visit a bar that allows smoking to ensure...
May 18th
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Why do I instantly forget even my close friends'...
I’m like guhhhhhhhhhh, this is…….. Luke, and……. And then people just say their own names and I’m like no, no, I know your name and everything about you! I’m just bad with names and breathing and normal things under pressure!
May 18th
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“I know when you haven’t instagrammed in awhile that you’re at a...”
– On keeping up with roommates —- One of my favorite things Tess said to me when we lived together
May 18th
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You know it’s a Friday when you get a bunch of random reblogs of an old post about a dildo found in a well.  TGIF, guys.
May 17th
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ListenRelevant, but also, this is such a great song.  ...
May 17th
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May 17th
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The Richmond Tarot Project
wotbn: Stumbled across The Richmond Tarot Project this morning, an ongoing photography series by Carly Romeo from Two Spoons Photography. The series will be on display later this year at Gallery 5. ABOVE: The Empress | Maymont Park / BELOW: Justice | MCV
May 17th
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May 17th
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ListenThursday Afternoon Confessional: I love Bon Jovi....
May 16th
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May 16th
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90 minutes of yoga followed by 60 min of crossword puzzles. Happy, quiet brain AND proof that I’m a senior citizen.
May 16th
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One more, sorry.
Him: Could you ask X if he'd give a jacket quote for my book?
me: Do you have a book?
Him: no but if i had a jacket quote by X, it'd be a huge motivator.
-- Rachel is just reading my thoughts about wanting a jacket quote from Tina Turner, my spirit animal, and very sweetly using a masculine pronoun to deflect attention from me --
May 15th
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“I’m good at talking to people about what they’re interested in instead of...”
– josemoran28 (via adultbecause) Oh god, do I have to learn how to do this. I haven’t had a conversation that I didn’t steer back to fried chicken, Parks and Recreation, Adulting, boys or myself in months. But I’m so good at talking about myself and my interests! (via luckypaperstars) People talk...
May 15th
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roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths preach
May 15th
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May 14th
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“I’ve forced myself to adopt the habit of actually drying myself after a shower,...”
– annabelvita (via adultbecause) Ok, now Kelly Williams Brown, someone I hold dearly in my heart, writes TWO of my favorite blogs on Tumblr. Follow follow follow!
May 14th
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May 14th
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How to Promote Your Etsy Shop With Tumblr →
cat: A Tumblr pro shares five tips for using the social blogging platform to build community and drive traffic. I was a guest-blogger for Etsy! I think this turned out great. Yay, Cat! 
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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Mexcellent:
(adj.) MEH-ksell-ehnt. The word you should use to describe top-notch Mexican food if you want to simultaneously get eye-rolls from anyone within earshot. This can be found on UrbanDictionary, I apparently didn’t make it up. Oh, and “Mexican” is often a blanket term for other Hispanic people/places/things, so you’re on your own for other countries. Don’t be racist,...
May 13th
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It's Not You, It's Your Tumblr.
May 13th
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Dream last night:
Was on a bus with people who I knew to be my coworkers but I’d never seen them before, and they were all men. We were taking a work tour of something and stopped on a hill above a jai alai field, where Puck from MTV’s Real World was playing with a bunch of other cast mates (but no one remembered them) and we took some photos while Puck danced, which made his dreads grow. 
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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I’d bet money that the girl who just walked into the nail salon had “your voice is annoying” tattooed in script on her back. Probably the most genius tattoo ever.
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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